Top 12 Non X-Men roles of the "X-Men: Days of Future Past" cast

Hello loyal readers, and welcome to another installment of Dustin's Dirty Dozen. I recently watched the trailer for "X-Men: Days of Future Past," and got so excited for the movie that I decided to make a list based on the slew of amazing actors/actresses they have in it. I took the best roles of the most noteworthy cast members and stacked them against each other. The winner in this instance is the best role between all of the others. I will not have Anna Paquin on here, since her most noteworthy role (aside from X-Men) is playing a girl with a vampire fetish on a horrible television series. So, let's get these mutants lined up and numbered off.

12) Nicholas Hoult "Hank McCoy/Beast" - R "Warm Bodies"

I know. This movie was basically "what if the hipster community got turned into zombies," or "Twilight" with zombies instead of vampires," but it was either this or his small role in "About a Boy" with Hugh Grant. Thought I'd put the starring role up here, since the movie may have been mediocre at best but his role in it was pretty good. It's worth a gander for him and him alone, which says a lot about his acting credibility. Some other movies you might want to check out with him in it are the aforementioned "About a Boy," and "Clash of the Titans." With a track record like "Warm Bodies" and "Clash of the Titans," it's easy to condemn this guy as a bad actor, but he really isn't. A movie to avoid, above all of these others is definitely "Jack the Giant Slayer;" the other movies at least can be redeemed by something. "Jack the Giant Slayer" cannot be redeemed by anything.

11) Daniel Cudmore "Piotr Rasputin/Colossus" - Master Chief "Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn"

I may have fallen out of love with the "Halo" franchise, but this movie was at least a small break from the overwhelmingly bad video games (like "Halo 4" and "Halo Wars"). I am pretty sure he didn't have any lines in this (since he was voiced over) but he looked like a bad ass in the armor, if nothing else. He hasn't done anything aside from this and X-Men that is really worth mentioning for you all to go see; however, a movie series to avoid is the "Twilight" series where he plays one of the vampire guards (Felix) to The Volturi.

10) James McAvoy "Young Xavier" - Mr. Tumnus "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"

This movie may have been just another attempt at shoving Christianity down our throats (much like the book series it was based off of), but it was still good. James McAvoy as Mr. Tumnus was a fantastic choice, and he showed us just what it means to be a chameleon with his portrayal. Some other roles that you would like with him in are: "The Last King of Scotland" wherein he plays Dr. Nicholas Garrigan, or "Shameless" (the 2004 British television series, not the new one with William H. Macy, although that is worth a watch as well) wherein he plays the role of Steve McBride. One to avoid is in the movie "Wanted," wherein he plays Wesley. That movie may or may not make you lose a few IQ points as a result of watching it. 

9) Halle Berry "Ororo Munroe/Storm" - Miranda Grey "Gothika"

This was a great movie (despite the press surrounding it), if nothing else for its originality. Halle Berry has a seemingly endless list of great movies, and her fair share of bad movies, so picking this out of the rest was no easy task. I just liked it. I can never fault a movie for trying to take risks and those risks paying off. The movie was made all the better by her supporting cast: Penelope Cruz, John Carroll Lynch, Bernard Hall, Charles S. Dutton, and Robert Downey Jr. (that's right, Iron Man was in it). Some other movies that you should see with her in it (if you haven't already) are: "Monster's Ball," "Die Another Day," "The Last Boy Scout." and "Cloud Atlas." The movie over all others that you need to stay away from is "Catwoman," a movie that almost tanked her entire film career (for good reason).

8) Shawn Ashmore "Bobby Drake/Iceman" - Ged "Earthsea"

This is a prime example of not reading the book and not having any preconceived notions of what it should live up to. This was an old mini series put out by the "SciFi" network and astounded me with its creative story line and brilliant acting. Shawn Ashmore put forth an A effort with his portrayal as Ged and was only topped by Danny Glover's portrayal of Ogion. I haven't seen many of his other movies, so I will just say "The Ruins" was decent enough (in a new age horror sort of way), if you want a place to start delving into his acting history.

7) Ellen Page "Kitty Pride/Shadowcat" - Ariadne "Inception"

Christopher Nolan has a habit of making incredible movies, and "Inception" is just another great example of his film genius. When you take the interesting story line of going into a person's dream, and getting information that you wouldn't be able to get while the person is conscious, it stands out. Then you put brilliant actors in it and the movie earns a place as an instant classic. Ellen Page might not have been the best out of the rest of the supporting cast, but she definitely wasn't bad. She made her mark with this movie, showing that she was ready to play in the big leagues. I can only hope that people see that one day and give her more leading roles. Another great movie to watch with her as a starring role is "Juno." A movie to avoid with her as the starring role is "Whip It," unless you have some sort of weird skating fetish. 

6) Micheal Fassbender "Young Magneto" - Lt. Archie Hicox "Inglorious Basterds"

The character that taught us the difference between the German "three sign" and the American (or British) three sign, and the consequences of not knowing that difference in WWII Germany. If you're a Quentin Tarantino fan you will love this; if you are in the mood for a Jewish revenge film you will also love this. If you like cinema at all you will love this film, because it just does everything right. The dialogue was intriguing, the acting was superb, pretty much every way you can look at this movie made it a hit. Another couple of things to look at for Micheal Fassbender are: "Prometheus," "300," and "Band of Brothers." I haven't seen anything absolutely terrible from Fassbender, but I guess the closest you can come is "Jonah Hex," which still wasn't bad, just not great.

5) Hugh Jackman "Logan/Wolverine" - Robert Angier "The Prestige"

Another original movie from Christopher Nolan where he introduces Hugh Jackman to his cast from "The Dark Knight" trilogy and tries to make a little magic. Actually, he tries to reveal the dark secrets to the behind-the-curtain lives of magicians in the early 1900's. Selling your tricks, the fallout from a trick gone wrong, and the set up of the trick (where the final level of the set up made the name of the film). He goes even deeper into some of these magicians lives, showing us the pain of their loss, the devotion to their craft, and the willingness to do whatever it takes to avenge someone that was lost to you. He does all of this in a little over two hours and leaves the audience speechless, until they start to applaud for the movie being so astounding. Hugh Jackman is an amazing actor and no movie shows this more than "The Prestige;" however (much like Halle Berry) he has done his fair share of crap. Some examples of this crap are: "Australia" and "Real Steel." He is not bad in them, of course; they were just bad all by themselves. Some good examples of his previous works are: "Prisoners," "Butter," and "Swordfish." No. "Swordfish" is not on here because you get to see Halle Berry's tits. Perverts.

4) Jennifer Lawrence "Young Mystique" - Katniss Everdeen "The Hunger Games"

This movie (above all others) made Jennifer Lawrence's career. Thankfully, she is not letting the role define her career. She has five movies unrelated to "The Hunger Games" coming out in the next two years. As well as making other quality features since "The Hunger Games" came out. This movie made her a superstar for a reason. It was good. Plain and simple, this movie was good. It had action, drama, suspense; so many wheels turning at the same time that any other movie might have been overwhelmed, but this one came out all the better for it. Say what you want about the girl's "weight" (that is in quotation's because she isn't over weight, obviously) but she can act. Over her career she has shown us that she can play any role, and play it well. Katniss isn't an exception to this simple fact and neither is Mystique. Some good movies you can see from her are: "Silver Linings Playbook" and "Winter's Bone." One, not-so-good movie you can feel free to avoid is: "The House at the End of the Street."

3) Peter Dinklage "Bolivar Trask" - Tyrion Lannister "Game of Thrones"

Yes, the little guy from "Game of Thrones," is going to be in the new X-Men movie. I need you all to appreciate how awesome this is. Bolivar Trask could have easily been handed off to any normal sized actor (and I'm sure there are little fanboys out there that are going to call for a normal sized actor so that it will go along with the comic book) but they didn't. They saw this man's amazing acting skill and took him to play a pivotal role in a major blockbuster. His character in "Game of Thrones" is my favorite (of course). I join the fairly large amount of other fans in loving and identifying with him, hoping he makes it through to the end. He doesn't have a spotless record, but (the same as many of the other actors on this list) he acted well in whatever else he has done. "Find Me Guilty" is not only an example of a great movie, but shows us that Vin Diesel might be what I like to call "an actor." "Tiptoes" on the other hand, is quite possibly the most horrendous movie ever brought to life by American cinema. Seriously, it's awful. I don't have time to go into exactly why it is horrible, do some research into the plot and story line, that might explain it. Just don't watch it. Above any other movie I have told you to avoid I stress this one the most, so if you have any respect for me, not to mention yourself DO NOT WATCH "TIPTOES!"

2) Sir Ian McKellenn "Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto" - Gandalf "The Lord of the Rings" or "The Hobbit"

Sir Ian McKellen has filled his portfolio with amazing cinema, and no role has defined his career more than playing Gandalf the Grey/White. This trilogy is the best trilogy to come out of this millennium, and shows us just how much talent director Peter Jackson has when given the correct material to work with. Gandalf is one of the most memorable characters in the series, due to his wise nature and bad ass fighting skills. He also avoided death and came back to his friends more powerful than before (take from that whatever Jesus references you want) so that cemented him as a character not to be messed with. Sir Ian McKellan just can't act badly in anything, it's not in him to put forth any less effort than 110% when playing a part. He has done bad movies like "The Shadow," but his scenes in them made the movies watchable. Even then, he makes up for those bad movies by doing great ones like "Gods and Monsters" and "The Da Vinci Code"

1) Sir Patrick Stewart "Professor Charles Xavier" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

If you want to see a picture of a man who has never done a bad role, look at the picture of Patrick Stewart above. He is the captain of the Enterprise; he is Professor Xavier; he is Captain Ahab; he is Claudius for "Hamlet;" he is Gurney Halleck from "Dune;"  he is King Richard from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," and he is an amazing voice actor to boot. He is Patrick Stewart, the man, the legend, the god of acting, and I defy you to name a person who has done more classically amazing roles than him. Why is Picard my number one? Fanboy idolization for one, but the fact that Patrick Stewart is simply the best actor on this entire list. If you need examples of good movies he has done, simply IMDB his name and look at his filmography, or just read above, dummy. If you need examples of bad movies he has done, I either have not seen them, or I'm just too much of a fan to realize how bad they are, because his acting can bring even the worst movie to the status of okay.

Honorable Mention) Evan Peters "Pietro Maximoff/Qucksilver" - Todd "Kick-Ass"

I could not find any pictures of this guy alone while he plays the role. So I'll just leave this as the guy on the left is going to be Quicksilver, should be interesting.

Next time on Dustin's Dirty Dozen: Top 12 Current Child Actors (Born 1996 or later) "Ender's Game" is coming out over here soon, that movie is all about kids.

Top 12 Deaths

Warning : This blog is going to contain spoilers for all the listed movies and T.V. Shows.

Hello, loyal readers and friends. Dustin Anderson here giving you his Dirty Dozen Death Scenes in films and T.V. Shows. This will be my first blog of Dustin's Dirty Dozen and I wanted to hit the ground running with a topic that should spark a lot of controversy between you all like who should be on this list at all, order or what have you. My hope is take this to a video format since I know how much people seem to hate reading. However, until that time I will be posting one of these every three days. Thank the military for that schedule. I hope you all enjoy and please post any comments, questions, criticism in the comments section of the Facebook status this will be posted on. Thank you.

12) Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Yes, before this starts of course I am huge fan of Star Wars, as should be every red blooded American for this is one of the most, if not the most powerful series in the movie industry to this day. If you disagree please remember that you are talking to a fan boy so realize that most of my arguments are going to be diluted with idolization and incoherent points. As for why he deserves to be on this list, ask any real Star Wars fan the death he/she remember's more than any and the top three will be Obi, The Emperor and Greedo. The reason Greedo is among them is the very reason why he is not included in this list, people only remember his death from George Lucas messing with the original formula and making him shoot first instead of Han Solo. Not good enough to be up here. Now, it actually was hard for me to choose between the Emperor and Obi. Each one of the deaths almost make just as much of an impact on the audience as the other and being as how I was unfortunately not born early enough to see the original trilogy in theaters and gauge the viewers reaction to each death I had to make the decision based on logic and how I felt about them. You know, like I was a critic or something. Obi wins because although Emperor Palpatine's death signifies Darth Vader's breaking away from the dark side's control Obi's just seemed more about sacrifice. I know Vader sacrificed himself to save his son, in the end, but think about this with the context of the new prequel trilogy (which I try to refrain from doing as much as possible). As Obi-Wan, you are fighting a battle against your Padawan that you have already fought twenty or so years before and won. By all accounts this guy should be dead. You are old, tired and there is this new, young upstart Jedi, the son of the very Padawan that you defeated and he brings with him a new hope (yeah, that's the reason for the title). So being old and feeble you do the only thing you can do to be of any use and die, making sure this boy sees it. You forfeit and allow yourself to die giving the boy the drive to become a jedi and take down the dark side and the empire. Pretty messed up right? Well, that's what a good death is sometimes comprised of. Sacrifice and being monumentally important to the story.

11) Tommy Williams The Shawshank Redemption

Another extremely difficult choice between Tommy Williams and Brooks Hatlen but again I am going to invoke my inner critic and go with what he tells me. With Brooks' death came the message of adjusting to life outside of prison and what tends to happen more often than not when you fail to. A good message but Tommy's death was just a great deal more powerful. The message from his death that I got was that doing the right thing does not always pay off as you think it would. A very dark and hard lesson to learn from life experiences. My first time watching this movie the anticipation up until the point he gets shot literally had me on the edge of my seat and had me cursing at my television screen when the bullet found its way home. The scene had an air of menace surrounding it, everything from Warden Norton's acting to the cinematography just hinted that something really messed up was about to happen. When it finally did I just felt so depressed thinking "Damn and things were just about to get good for poor Andy Dufresne" it actually made me depressed. It was more than just an old man finding his time at the end of a rope, it was a guy that just got his GED, had a kid and a life ahead of him that died because he wanted to do right by his mentor. The movie made me feel for this kid in the utmost way possible than took him away. Depressing, inspiring and ultimately an amazing death in cinema.

10) The Terminator Terminator 2: Judgement day

You see the picture above this text? You remember it? Yeah, that's what I thought everyone does and if you don't please come and borrow Terminator 2 from me this instant. The story of a boy and his robot or more accurately the story of a boy and his muscle bound, Austrian killing machine. John Connor befriending the very thing that was trying to kill his mother in the first movie.  If you can't get behind the love between a boy and a machine please destroy your television right now. Did you do it? If you did I send my sincerest apologies for the recent death in your family that I was indirectly the cause of. If you didn't you get my point and can see what I am talking about. Maybe that was a bad comparison since your television isn't sentient but more to the point what I got from this was a deep sense of loss. Which when it comes right down to it is what death is supposed to do. As the audience you get attached to this relationship and get to see the impact it has on the robot when he dies doing the action that he was taught by his most unexpected friend. You also see the impact it has on the troubled youth who finally got to make a friend (possible father figure) only to see him melt away into liquid, hot goo. Dynamic in its imagery and unforgettable in its delivery. Plus, as it stands right now, this is the closest that you are going to get to The Iron Giant being anywhere on this list since he doesn't really die.

9) Katsumoto The Last Samurai

Say what you want about the movie itself. Tom Cruise shouldn't be the last samurai because hes white, it puts samurai to high on a pedestal since back in that day they were actually kind of assholes, whatever. No one can deny the power behind this scene expertly delivered from Ken Watanbe. I give most of the credit of this scene to Ken and the cinematographer who must have been descended on high from some sort of pantheon of gods. It gives you Tom Cruise granting his friends last request to die by the sword. It ties in with his speech about cherry blossoms. It leads you to one of the most important lines of the movie "tell me how he died" "I will tell you how he lived." It gives the movie that much needed conclusion and turns into more than just Tom Cruise being the last samurai, making it more about the journey he took to becoming the last samurai.

8) Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue Forrest Gump

"I've gotta find Bubba!" dead, yup we get to find Bubba clinging on to life in a thick of pomfrons crying out for his buddy Forrest to come to him.When Forrest finds him Bubba tells him he just wants to go home and Forrest can't find the words to tell him that he won't be able to. A subject that hits Forrest so hard that he is disinclined to continue speaking about it when he regales his fellow bus patrons about his time in Vietnam. If you need a tissue I don't blame you this is a real tear jerker. You as the viewer more than likely know about Vietnam and how many soldiers were lost to it so you can expect a lot of death. However, you can't expect them killing off his best, good friend Bubba. Well maybe you could but that doesn't make it any less of an impact when you hear Bubba's weak voice calling Forrest's name from under the bush and the look of sheer dread that crosses his face when he sees him laying there knocking on death's door.

7) William Wallace Braveheart

"FREEDOM!" for everyone except the Jews right Mel? I don't care about Mel Gibson's politics really, he makes a good flick. After being betrayed by the man he put so much faith in William Wallace finds his head on the chopping block (or chopping cross) quite literally. After yelling his final word, he looks to find his friends in the crowd and past them sees his dead wife walking through the crowd and smiles knowing that he will soon be with her in the after life. The ax comes down and he drops her token of affection that he carried with him everywhere signifying his death and him now being with his beloved. Being a martyr may not be the best way to get your point across but it is definitely effective. This scene and the movie it was attached have to be Mel Gibson's best work and that is saying a lot about the movie. So, again, say what you want about the man and his personal life but leave his acting and directing out of it because this movie proves that he is more than antisemitism. Although, that may be what he is best remembered for. 

6) Samantha I am Legend

Hey, you can't have an animal on the top 12 deaths in movies and t.v. shows! Watch me. This death is one of the few that almost brought me to tears. I don't know why in my brain I find an animal's death much more depressing than a humans when I watch it on a movie but I do. Especially in this instance. For those of you that say, "What about Old Yelller?" Yes, that was also a dead dog but did Travis Coates have to strangle his dog to death and was he the only living thing in his life? Nope. I can only hope that I would never have to go through an apocalypse, see my family die right before my eyes while thinking they were about to be safely away from the madness I am to be stuck on, all to have my dog be the only living thing I can have attachment too and end up having to strangle her to death after she gets bitten by a vampire/zombie crossbreed. Just thinking about this scene should get most people choked up. While in the theater seeing this movie I got to see the look of distress on everyone's faces. Hands over there mouths or covering there eyes they felt for this dog (and for some reason there was a big gasp when they found out Sam stood for Samantha). As well they should feel for this dog she was trained, loyal and adorable. Now, excuse me while I try to stop thinking of having to strangle my own German Shepard (Eva).

5) David Del Rocco The Boondock Saints

Oh, Rocco, you crazy Italian bastard. You will be missed. Also, apparently, replaced by a Mexican in the sequel. No one likes to see good friends die and no one likes to see the comic relief of a movie die, so, Rocco hits us on two fronts. Whether it be the slow motion scene of his bloody head raising to see the man that's about to end his life or his final words to the brother's to keep doing what they are doing, this death was just too significant to put any lower on the list. Now if only we could have had the same performance from his predecessor the second movie might have actually been worth while... no not even than. 

4) Hoban "Wash" Washburne Serenity

I have often been the loudest cry for people to get into the most understated series in the world, Firefly. The brilliance of this series can't be screamed at you loud enough, even if it is about space cowboys. So when I say I can't really put into words how much Wash's death upset me please take my full meaning. If there is one thing that the incredible Joss Whedon knows more than anything it is how to make you care about a character for so long and then quickly kill him ( or her in the case of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and watch your face twist in absolute horror. This, as is the case for most Joss Whedon's  series or movies, happens in the blink of an eye. So fast that you will probably be saying "holy shit, did Wash just die?" which I think adds to the loss. In most cases that is exactly how you are going to lose a loved one. One day you are going to be chatting with them as usual, him saying something about being a leaf and soaring, than he's gone and Joss Whedon captures it perfectly. Rest in piece you champion among pilots you are flying with the angels now.

3) The entire "Game of Thrones" series

Having a list about death in films and television and not including the series Game of Thrones has become like telling your friend about the New Testament and leaving out all the parts that have to do with Jesus. It's what you have come to expect from the series besides massive amounts of nudity and that makes it incredibly hard to limit yourself to just one death. So I pick the entire series. It has taught us a lot through these deaths. Don't trust your future in laws, don't let go your values because your head will be chopped off regardless, don't complain about getting your crown to someone who's entire occupation is war because he will give you a crown. Each scene is more traumatic than the last making you realize that getting attached to characters is probably not a great idea. In fact, let's all take a look at this series, realize that not a single person is safe and together say if Tyrion Lannister dies we will riot.

2) Colin Sullivan The Departed

And the crowd goes wild! Colin Sullivan asshole of the film finally gets his in the end. Making us realize that no evil is to go unpunished. Anyways, this movie is almost on par with the series above when it comes to death. No one was safe. Matt Damon won the prize of being the top kill for not only being a terrible prick but for his death being the most wanted of the film. Let me clarify. When I saw this movie in theaters and we saw Dignam standing there in "I'm-going-to-shoot-you gear" we were on the edge of our seats. Than when he finally put an end to this evil spawn we all clapped, this hasn't been the only movie theater cheer I have been apart of but probably the most well deserved. Besides all that Martin Scorsese can sit atop his throne of champions along side Quentin Tarantino, Steven Speilberg and Guillermo del Toro.

NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

#1

1) Dobby Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows pt. 1

Just kidding

1) Professor Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

O.K. Harry Potter nerds cool your jets I didn't mean it but even if I did would you guys have minded it. Gauging all the reactions to Dobby's death in the theaters as opposed to Dumbledore's it seems like you guys would have preferred the elf. I have never heard a reaction quite like the one I heard for Dobby I know he was a bigger character in the books but he hadn't made a real appearance since the Chamber of Secrets in the movies. How attached could you really have gotten to the film version. Anyways, I digress, Dumbledore is quite possibly the most iconic death of our generation. So many spoilers came out for this before people even had the book in there hands and yet it still hit home for those who actually read it. Even if they read it years later. He was Harry's mentor, father figure, icon and friend and his death was likely to literally make the world stop where it was. An entire generation was brought back to reading from the Harry Potter series and it's author is now a billionaire (yeah, go ahead and look that up). So, when she kills off a character the audience has grown to love for years it sends a shock wave through the U.K. and the United States. And I love it. This is an author that will not pull any punches when it comes to her readership even if it does make them sad. If it is for the benefit of the story she will write it, should make Stephanie Meyer start to rethink her life decisions. The film does this scene all the justice in the world I don't care if it wasn't how you imagined it from the books it was pretty awesome to see all of the little witches and wizards standing there teary eyes and wands in the air. Kind of reminded me of a grateful dead reunion but you know I really don't care how much that made me laugh it still impressed me. So there you have it like it or not. Dumbledore is our greatest death scene of all time. The poor old bastard.

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Honorable Mention

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HM) Carlisle The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn pt. 2

I cannot tell you how much I don't care that this was not the original ending of the book. It was a superior ending and an ending that Stephanie "can't deal with death" Meyers couldn't seem to bring herself to write. I don't know if she got to attached to her own characters or was trying to think too much about her readership but this ending is forever lost to us. If this death were real it would have almost made up for the horrible plot, story telling, character development, acting, message trying to be conveyed and fans. Now, before someone tries to call me out, yes, I do like the books. I would never call me self a fan, I just sincerely didn't mind them as a time filler. For some reason I knew all the problems with the books but still ended up not minding them, even though my every instinct as a critic was telling me these books were the spawn of Satan himself. Anyways, this death would have rivaled even Dumbledore's, if anything, for its bringing an entire series around in a 180. It also would have led to the best superpower fight of all time. So, yeah, Stephanie Meyer if you ever see this please remember that this is what good writing would have looked like.